As, I write this I am watching Notre Dame vs. Marquette from like an arm’s reach away from the court. I hate braggers, when I am not doing the bragging.
I wonder how many times ESPN’s Bill Raftery said ‘onions,’ ‘send it in Jerome,’ and ‘man to man’ during the first two games of the Quarterfinals today? That is about the only thing I missed while sitting in the stands and press area in my first trip to basketball’s Mecca, The Madison Square Garden.
I got a media credential, but much to my surprise it was a technical, no seating pass. That met that I was restricted to the media work area. Well, I still watched the games. I sat in the stands for the Nova game, snuck into the press area for the UConn game. I did not watch the Louisville vs. Pitt game, as I was writing my article about the UConn/West Virginia foul fest. Of course the Louisville/Pitt game turned out to be the game of the day.
Rick Pitino and Jim Calhoun were obviously not too happy after losing. Pitino went after one reporter., questioning how much basketball he watches? The reporters question was not insulting. He asked, “Does it concern you that you have lost two straight games before NCAA TOURNEY?” Pitino went after him told him he should watch more basketball and that he will not be losing sleep thinking about it, but the reporter will probably lose sleep. Those were good teams Georgetown and Pittsburgh that Louisville lost too, he explained.
Trust me, I am sure Pitino is concerned his team lost two straight games. I am also sure that reporter that asked him the question will lose sleep, waking up intermittently from his Rick Pitino nightmare.
I also felt the wrath, but from Jim Calhoun. I asked Jim Calhoun about how is team is 6-7 away ( I didn’t include the non-conference wins vs. Central Florida and Indiana) and 1-3 at Neutral Courts. He said it was a myth, but I must know what I am talking about because I said it.
Sorry Jim, you are 8-7 away from Connecticut this year . . . 5-4 in Big East, 1-3 in Neutral Courts, 2-0 out of conference. Not an impressive resume.
I wish I could have clarified myself or even finished my sentence, but Jim Calhoun did not me a chance. Heck, Jim I am not even getting paid for this! I am like Mother Teresa of basketball writing. Well, my grammar would make you think, otherwise.
Chalk up another reporter, that received a verbal lashing from Jim Calhoun. For UConn reporters, it is like a coming of age.
The highlight of the press conference, though, was when Pitino started commenting on Pitt assistant coach Orlando Anitigua’s wardrobe during Pitt‘s Wednesday night game vs. Cincinnati. . Pitino’ seats were right behind the Pitt bench that game. He knows his fashion, so I am sure Antigua was a ‘sharp dressed man’ ‘(little ZZ Top reference).
Yuck, I am starting to feel a little metro-sexual right now talking about men‘s fashion, but then again this is New York City.
It could be worse, I could be like Luke Winn of Sports Illustrated and write about my Scrabble match with Hasheem Thabeet. Luke gets the last laugh because he got paid to write about that. I also could be writing about Billy Crystal’s Yankees debut, but I did not watch that.
McAlarney just a hit 3, like that is anything to write about it. He hits threes like a fellow, Mc . . .Namara (The Syracuse/Scranton legend). Yeah, I bet your girlfriend or wife thinks McAlarney is cute also?
Ok guys, I will talk about something more manly, the cheerleaders. Villanova has the worst cheerleaders of the Big East Quarterfinals. Nothing to write home about it. I will give the nod to best cheerleaders to UConn (I did not get to check out the Louisville or Pitt cheerleaders very closely).
It is funny how if you are a Villanova or Notre Dame male cheerleader a prerequisite must be to look like Seth from the movie Superbad. The students in the pep bands were in better condition. Sorry ladies, cheerleaders are for guys to look at.
I am not exactly a picky eater, but let me tell you about the $8 dinner I paid for in the media area. Turkey, stuffing, corn on the cob. . . .sounds good , right? Well, the stuffing tasted like cat food. Yeah, if you have to know I am the youngest of three brothers and I might have had a taste when I was eight-years old. Hopefully the stuffing was not Mike Dolan’s mother’s secret recipe. Then again her son has a good recipe for disaster, it is called the New York Knicks.
Why is Maurice Acker of Marquette putting away Notre Dame with daggers down the stretch? Watching Aker, McNeal and James run around with the other players on the court is like watching an episode of TLC’s Little People Big World: three little one’s and a lot of taller ones.
When will it finally be reported that Gary Busey is Luke Harangody’s biological father. I can not get over the resemblance. Could I at least get a side by side picture? Harangody is sporting a new crew cut for the game. I would like to see someone make the You Tube video, my new haircut, Luke Harangody edition.
Speaking of the current Big East Player of the Year, Luke Harangody, he was not the same player he was all season for Notre Dame against Marquette. He struggled, fouling out of the game with 1:14 to go. He had just 13 points and 4 rebounds.
Joe Alexander is my early candidate for Big East Player of the Year in 2009. Over the past five games the 6-foot-8 forward averaged nearly 30 points. He scored over 30 points four times during that stretch . He scored 66 points in two games vs. UConn.
It is hard for a seven-footer to get lost in a garden. Today playing in Madison Square Garden, Georgetown’s Roy Hibbert and UConn’s Hasheem Thabeet, looked lost. Hibbert scored zero points in 14 foul-plagued/uneventful minutes. Thabeet, also struggled with foul trouble finishing with just six points for UConn. There will be no Hibbert vs. Thabeet III tomorrow. I was looking forward to that match-up, as Thabeet is much improved even from their earlier face-off this season. Hibbert made Thabeet look silly in that one.
Maybe Thabeet should not have spent so much time before the Big East Tournament playing Scrabble with Luke Winn.
See you later Villanova ! You will be one of the last teams left out of the NCAA Tournament. Nova’ rallied against the Hoyas, but came up short losing 63-82.
Ranking the Big East Quarterfinal Coaches:
1) Rick Pitino 2) Jim Calhoun 3) Bob Huggins (No Personality) 4) John Thompson III 5) Tom Crean 6) Jay Wright 7) Jamie Dixon 8) Mike Brey
At least, former New York Governor, Elliot Spitzer, is not ninth in this order (HAHA- you were supposed to laugh at my Client number nine reference).
Picking that order, especially Wright, Dixon and Brey, is like trying to decide which Bubble team belongs in the NCAA Tournament and which does not. Coaches one through three can definitely back up their egos with their resumes. Four through eight are a lot friendlier to reporters, but harder to rank.
I think they should start serving alcohol to reporters. If I had six to eight beers in me, my beer muscles would have not tolerated Calhoun’s sarcastic tirade. Then again, maybe it is a good thing they do not serve beer to reporters.
My trip to basketball’s Mecca was cut short by UConn’s early exit. I was looking forward to the train and subway rides into MSG for at least another day. Thanks UConn, for ending my dream.
Looking at it from the glass is half full perspective, at I least will be able to hear all the ‘We got a little Nickle-Dimer here’ and other Raftery colloquialisms tomorrow while I watch the game on ESPN.
Ok, it is time for a beer!